when you’re reading porn and you can’t tell what position their bodies are supposed to be in and you’ve lost track of all limbs and you’re just
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
holy shit there is a name for it
Well damn. Explains a lot.
Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better. That is Awesome.
"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.
I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.
seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.
I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture
for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed
The library at Mafra National Palace in Portugal. Where, to keep books from being damaged by insects, they uses 500 bats! The bats are kept in boxes during the day but at night they are let out and eat up to double their own body weight in insects. (Info taken from this article at bookwire. Thanks to amygarvey for telling me about it!)
I think I need to go there. Do you think they’d notice if I moved in?
It was considered the most beautiful library in the world!
CRIES SO LOUDLY I WAKE UP MY CAT???????
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
Pausing in the middle of a fic because you can literally feel the waves of second hand embarrassment when your OTP does something stupid
are you fucking kidding me
apparently america is not ready
give us a gay princess anyway
not just a gay princess, a gay everything, give us a film where everything is gay.
You know what they need to do? They need to pull a Li-Shang with everyone
Have the main character be androgynous and have the audience assume it’s a female and use gender neutral pronouns the whole time
Have the prince come to ‘her’ rescue and they fall in love
Here’s the kicker the prince knows that the main character is a guy, everyone in the movie does except the audience
And in the last scene they get married and they’re both wearing tuxes and it’s just like “presenting King __ and King __” and everyone in the movie is cool with it like wgaf
So basically make all these homophobes ship the thing and then the last scene be like GUESS WHAT IT’S GAY
THIS. MUST. HAPPEN.
How about some lesbians instead of gays
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
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